May 2011
8 posts
“She’s a part-time lesbian, part-time straight person.”
– Jen, talking about bisexuals.
“Tony Dekker is not on my screen!”
– Jen, talking about the National Parks Project
“Tony Dekker is involved in a movie project and they put him behind the scenes?...”
– Jen, talking about the National Parks Project.
“I have never seen a guy like that. He had no shirt on, his chest was waxed and...”
– Jen, talking about the guys who work at Abercrombie.
“What matters is Jen.”
– Jen
“You know, the Holliger?”
– Jen, talking about Hollister.
“They’re like Japanese samurai cats.”
– Jen (talking about Lauren’s cats, Obi and Edo)
“Have you listened to his music? He sounds like he should be in an alleyway,...”
– Jen
April 2011
9 posts
“Yeah, like being a security guard in a box factory?”
– Jen, referring to working night shifts.
“It’s not lesbian, it’s asexual. That’s what we’re aiming...”
– Jen
“Oh right, Jews don’t care about Jesus.”
– Jen
“Seder’s a big thing, right? This is it for Jews.”
– Jen
“Well whose fault is that?”
– Jen, when Aviva said “She was the one who got away.”
“I’m not wearing anything under them today…OH WAIT.”
– Jen, talking about her pants.
“Damon? Why is that such a weird name?”
– Jen
“Do I know any men?”
– Jen
“Do I even know any lesbian’s that not you?”
– Jen (talking to Aviva)
March 2011
25 posts
“Is Ricky Martin still famous? And is there some Enriqo?”
– Jen
“Who’s Can-ye?”
– Jen
“I’m not saying anything because then you’re just going to take notes...”
– Jen
“What are you wearing, Melody? I see thigh.”
– Jen
“Sleep is the most important thing out of all things except air.”
– Jen
“Why am I even looking at Twitter? I am not leaving my house.”
– Jen
“Never call me a risk taker.”
– Jen
“Who is Ariel?”
– Jen (referring to Ariel from the Little Mermaid)
“Now my life is a bundle of cat purrs.”
– Jen
“Feet, why do you hate me?”
– Jen
“If I had another coat, I’d put my legs inside the arms…my life would...”
– Jen (bundled up in her jacket and a pair of borrowed socks, wishing she had even more layers)
“He’s busy being handsome…it’s hard work.”
– Jen (talking about Peter Elkas)
“Ryerson is a real place with real people.”
– Jen
“I listen to the sound of the world.”
– Jen (when discussing what we listen to when we walk around the city)
“I’m not a small town person…I’m single!”
– Jen
“Wow, your parents are jerks.”
– Jen (talking to Thierry)
“I’m cool like a rockstar!”
– Jen (comparing herself to Ron Sexsmith because they both don’t have washing machines)
“See, I’m not gay!”
– Jen (after drooling over a picture of Tony Dekker from Great Lake Swimmers)
“How are Chinese people not morbidly obese?”
– Jen
“This is how it goes every day, a struggle for life.”
– Jen (when discussing that her main problems in life are sleeping and being hungry)
“Why see ugly bands?”
– Jen (referring to tonight’s lineup at the Dakota, in a conversation where Peter Elkas was described twice as “dreamy” and Wayne Petti as “super cute”)
“What does “like a boss” mean?”
– Jen
February 2011
13 posts
“I like little Asian boys too.”
– Jen (potentially taken out of context)
“She’s either going to have to change her mind or commit suicide.”
– Jen, when Melody told her that her 20-year-old friend made it her goal to get married by 27 but has never dated anyone or talked to boys before.
“OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE NO HAIR.”
– Jen, when she saw Carmel’s new haircut.
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“Forgot earplugs. Mock me please.”
– Jen 