She’s a part-time lesbian, part-time straight person.– Jen, talking about bisexuals.
Tony Dekker is not on my screen!– Jen, talking about the National Parks Project
Tony Dekker is involved in a movie project and they put him behind the scenes?...– Jen, talking about the National Parks Project.
I have never seen a guy like that. He had no shirt on, his chest was waxed and...– Jen, talking about the guys who work at Abercrombie.
What matters is Jen.– Jen
You know, the Holliger?– Jen, talking about Hollister.
They’re like Japanese samurai cats.– Jen (talking about Lauren’s cats, Obi and Edo)
Have you listened to his music? He sounds like he should be in an alleyway,...– Jen
Yeah, like being a security guard in a box factory?– Jen, referring to working night shifts.
It’s not lesbian, it’s asexual. That’s what we’re aiming...– Jen
Oh right, Jews don’t care about Jesus.– Jen
Seder’s a big thing, right? This is it for Jews.– Jen
Well whose fault is that?– Jen, when Aviva said “She was the one who got away.”
I’m not wearing anything under them today…OH WAIT.– Jen, talking about her pants.
Damon? Why is that such a weird name?– Jen
Do I know any men?– Jen
Do I even know any lesbian’s that not you?– Jen (talking to Aviva)
Is Ricky Martin still famous? And is there some Enriqo?– Jen
Who’s Can-ye?– Jen
I’m not saying anything because then you’re just going to take notes...– Jen
What are you wearing, Melody? I see thigh.– Jen
Sleep is the most important thing out of all things except air.– Jen
Why am I even looking at Twitter? I am not leaving my house.– Jen
Never call me a risk taker.– Jen
Who is Ariel?– Jen (referring to Ariel from the Little Mermaid)
Now my life is a bundle of cat purrs.– Jen
Feet, why do you hate me?– Jen
If I had another coat, I’d put my legs inside the arms…my life would...– Jen (bundled up in her jacket and a pair of borrowed socks, wishing she had even more layers)
He’s busy being handsome…it’s hard work.– Jen (talking about Peter Elkas)
Ryerson is a real place with real people.– Jen
I listen to the sound of the world.– Jen (when discussing what we listen to when we walk around the city)
I’m not a small town person…I’m single!– Jen
Wow, your parents are jerks.– Jen (talking to Thierry)
I’m cool like a rockstar!– Jen (comparing herself to Ron Sexsmith because they both don’t have washing machines)
See, I’m not gay!– Jen (after drooling over a picture of Tony Dekker from Great Lake Swimmers)
How are Chinese people not morbidly obese?– Jen
This is how it goes every day, a struggle for life.– Jen (when discussing that her main problems in life are sleeping and being hungry)
Why see ugly bands?– Jen (referring to tonight’s lineup at the Dakota, in a conversation where Peter Elkas was described twice as “dreamy” and Wayne Petti as “super cute”)
What does “like a boss” mean?– Jen
I like little Asian boys too.– Jen (potentially taken out of context)
She’s either going to have to change her mind or commit suicide.– Jen, when Melody told her that her 20-year-old friend made it her goal to get married by 27 but has never dated anyone or talked to boys before.
OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE NO HAIR.– Jen, when she saw Carmel’s new haircut.
Forgot earplugs. Mock me please.– Jen