Jen Gems

"She’s a part-time lesbian, part-time straight person."

Mon, 30 May 2011 23:25:50 -0400

“She’s a part-time lesbian, part-time straight person.”

- Jen, talking about bisexuals.

"Tony Dekker is not on my screen!"

Mon, 30 May 2011 23:25:21 -0400

“Tony Dekker is not on my screen!”

- Jen, talking about the National Parks Project

"Tony Dekker is involved in a movie project and they put him behind the scenes? What’s wrong..."

Mon, 30 May 2011 23:24:54 -0400

“Tony Dekker is involved in a movie project and they put him behind the scenes? What’s wrong with them!”

- Jen, talking about the National Parks Project.

"I have never seen a guy like that. He had no shirt on, his chest was waxed and he had muscles."

Mon, 30 May 2011 23:24:07 -0400

“I have never seen a guy like that. He had no shirt on, his chest was waxed and he had muscles.”

- Jen, talking about the guys who work at Abercrombie.

"What matters is Jen."

Mon, 30 May 2011 23:23:23 -0400

“What matters is Jen.”

- Jen

"You know, the Holliger?"

Mon, 30 May 2011 23:23:02 -0400

“You know, the Holliger?”

- Jen, talking about Hollister.

"They’re like Japanese samurai cats."

Tue, 03 May 2011 18:42:31 -0400

“They’re like Japanese samurai cats.”

- Jen (talking about Lauren’s cats, Obi and Edo)

"Have you listened to his music? He sounds like he should be in an alleyway, crying alone!"

Tue, 03 May 2011 18:42:00 -0400

“Have you listened to his music? He sounds like he should be in an alleyway, crying alone!”

- Jen

"Yeah, like being a security guard in a box factory?"

Sun, 24 Apr 2011 01:35:53 -0400

“Yeah, like being a security guard in a box factory?”

- Jen, referring to working night shifts.

"It’s not lesbian, it’s asexual. That’s what we’re aiming for."

Sun, 24 Apr 2011 01:34:38 -0400

“It’s not lesbian, it’s asexual. That’s what we’re aiming for.”

- Jen

"Oh right, Jews don’t care about Jesus."

Sun, 24 Apr 2011 01:33:03 -0400

“Oh right, Jews don’t care about Jesus.”

- Jen

"Seder’s a big thing, right? This is it for Jews."

Sun, 24 Apr 2011 01:29:09 -0400

“Seder’s a big thing, right? This is it for Jews.”

- Jen

"Well whose fault is that?"

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 20:50:32 -0400

“Well whose fault is that?”

- Jen, when Aviva said “She was the one who got away.”

"I’m not wearing anything under them today…OH WAIT."

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 20:49:48 -0400

“I’m not wearing anything under them today…OH WAIT.”

- Jen, talking about her pants.

"Damon? Why is that such a weird name?"

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 20:48:30 -0400

“Damon? Why is that such a weird name?”

- Jen

"Do I know any men?"

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 20:47:47 -0400

“Do I know any men?”

- Jen

"Do I even know any lesbian’s that not you?"

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 20:47:31 -0400

“Do I even know any lesbian’s that not you?”

- Jen (talking to Aviva)

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Sun, 27 Mar 2011 15:17:26 -0400

"Is Ricky Martin still famous? And is there some Enriqo?"

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 17:16:13 -0400

“Is Ricky Martin still famous? And is there some Enriqo?”

- Jen

"Who’s Can-ye?"

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 17:15:28 -0400

“Who’s Can-ye?”

- Jen